Guest Post: Pet Edition

Mar 24, 2012

in Word

a contemplative cat morning

Hey Interwebz,

It’s me Soph-Soph. Just wishing you a happy Caturday. Cat Mom is offline today and tomorrow taking an unplugged weekend away from computers. Yeah right, she’s probably jonesing pretty hard by now because I see her infinitely scrolling in her sleep with my night vision. Talk about creepy. I hope she doesn’t lose her dignity in a Starbucks bathroom soliciting Internet from strangers with laptops…

Now if you’ll excuse me I have a pretty full day scheduled of napping upside down, and this blogging thing is for the birds, which I will be staring at out the window for sure. I would also like to shed on every piece of furniture in the house. After that, if I can gather my strength, it would please me to wage war on the sublettors ankles, since you know he leaves in a week when Dad comes back and he’ll probably want some fresh puncture wounds to remember me by. If you see my cat mom today, make sure she’s not cheating on her promise to that hand-holding-man-friend of hers. He’s O.K., I like when he pets me with the nubbly glove.

Forever your girl,

-Sophie

P.S. You know who totally gets #Caturday every time? Mom’s friend Kelly… her cat has her own tumblr…. I’d be really jealous if I weren’t so apathetic about everything. Check ’em out here & here.

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copykelly March 26, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Sophs!

Thanks for the sweet mention. Hope you got some QT with your mom this weekend while she was offline.

xox

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B.Strave March 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Oops, Sophie is obviously a bad blogger because she didn’t even moderate comments properly… I’ve resumed control.

Luke Collins February 14, 2015 at 9:19 am

One of the brilliant pieces i have read in the week.

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