Here’s how you make your cats entire world. Do laundry, and decide to wash everything. Strip the duvet cover and pillows and leave the naked bedding in a huge pile on your naked mattress. Go away, do laundry for two hours and come back to find this sweet little Kodak fucking moment blissed out in a cat fort nap nook he thinks you made just for him. Proceed quietly to fetch your camera and conduct a full photo shoot of your subletter’s cat whom you normally hate, but love when he sleeps or cuddles. Delay making the bed and putting away the clean laundry so as not to disturb him because you are a huge sucker. Know that he will not show you the same respect the next morning when he’s begging for his 6 AM kibble snacks.
In case you needed a close up of what bliss looks like. Happy Monday. How was your weekend?