Martha Stewart

Stop what you’re doing right now and make this drink

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Stop what you're doing right now and make this drink

No seriously. Stop it. Have a smart phone? Awesome, take this baby with you and get in a car/train/rowboat and get thee to the store. Buy some limes, two cucumbers, a couple of big pieces of ginger, a bottle of seltzer and a bottle of vodka. Go ahead, I’ll wait.¬†While you’re at it, its August, […]

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Thank you for noticing

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Thank you for noticing

Thank you friends. Thank you thank you thank you. Thank you for continuing to read. Thank you for commenting. Thank you for noticing the little things. This is a small blog, built with tiny parts all placed just so, like a well styled photograph. You absorb the end result and it makes you want to […]

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Martha Stewart does office supplies at Staples!

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Martha Stewart does office supplies at Staples!

Holy shit Internet. You are not going to believe this. Martha Stewart is making office supplies now, that crafty little biatch. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THIS? Where the hell have I been? I was in Staples over my lunch hour because sometimes I like to go there when I’m stressed or feeling down and […]

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